of Salary Increment plan

Last week, I've received an email from a Sales dept colleague.
It was about a joke on how to get ur boss to increase ur salary.
In that moment, I was like "mayb I should try".
So, I started to read it . . . . . . . . it goes like this:-

How to ask your Boss for a salary increase..?

One day an employee sends a letter to Her boss asking for an increase in her salary

Dear Bo$$

In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing mo$t de$perately. I think you $hould be under$tanding of the need$ of u$ worker$ who have given $o much $upport including $weat and $ervice to your company.

I am $ure you will gue$$ what I mean and re$pond $oon.

Your$ $incerely,

ISABELLE

The next day, the employee recieved this letter of reply:

DEAR ISABELLE

I kNOw you have been working very hard. NOwadays, NOthing much has changed. You must have NOticed that our company is NOt doing NOticeably well as yet.

NOw the newspaper are saying the world`s leading ecoNOmists are NOt sure if the United States may go into aNOther recession. After the NOvember presidential elections things may turn bad.

I have NOthing more to add NOw. You kNOw what I mean.

Yours truly,
Manager
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So, I checked on the mail recipient list. . . . . . . . . . . Fuck!! she CC to my manager as well =.=
@#$%^&*!